I hate to admit this, but I have a line from an old tv commercial stuck in my head. I have no idea why I keep hearing “There’s something about an Aqua Velva Man” in my head. Its embarrassing to admit. And so annoying to “hear”. I’m at a loss about what to do to get rid of it for good.
I remember the movie “There’s something about Mary.” It was hilarious, and as my girls like to say, “awkward”. I wonder if the guy who came up with the name for the movie had the Aqua Velva commercial stuck in his head? Does this mean I’ll write a clever screen play and make a lot of money like the Mary writer did? Who knows?
I wonder if they still sell Aqua Velva. Let me google it. brb. Apparently it is. You can purchase a 7 oz bottle for $6.99. What a deal!
It seems that Marilyn Monroe adored aqua velva men. That’s a pretty good reference. It also appears that Norman Rockwell was an aqua velva man. I know that I am not an Aqua Velva man. Never used it in my life. Once upon a time I used Old Spice as an aftershave, but once my supply ran out I stopped.
Any ideas on what I can do to get this out of my head?
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