Hello again everyone.
I was reading the news this morning when I came across an article that claims that men who wear cargo shorts are more likely than not to be rejected by women who they ask out on a date. Huh? Is this what they call fake news?
Now I’m not in the dating game (the Old Lady won’t let me), but I really don’t understand this. What would I wear instead? Jeans? Goofy plaid shorts? A kilt? I just don’t get it. I am bewildered by this.
There must be worse thing one could wear other than cargo shorts that would be a turn off for women. Like a T-shirt that says: “Bitch better have my money” or “Hey Bitch, let me check your oil” or even “Bitch Please”.
Anyway, as the owner of several pair of cargo shorts, I will not be able to get this out of my head when out and about in mine. I will be thinking: “She must think I’m some kind of dork wearing these cargo shorts.” Hopefully, the Old Lady likes them. Thats all I really need to know.
I wonder, what kind of shorts does Trump wear?
Thanks for reading and stay tuned.