What is wrong with cargo shorts?

Hello again everyone.

I was reading the news this morning when I came across an article that claims that men who wear cargo shorts are more likely than not to be rejected by women who they ask out on a date.  Huh?  Is this what they call fake news?

Now I’m not in the dating game (the Old Lady won’t let me), but I really don’t understand this.  What would I wear instead?  Jeans?  Goofy plaid shorts?  A kilt?  I just don’t get it.  I am bewildered by this.

There must be worse thing one could wear other than cargo shorts that would be a turn off for women.  Like a T-shirt that says: “Bitch better have my money” or “Hey Bitch, let me check your oil” or even “Bitch Please”.

Anyway, as the owner of several pair of cargo shorts, I will not be able to get this out of my head when out and about in mine.  I will be thinking:  “She must think I’m some kind of dork wearing these cargo shorts.”  Hopefully, the Old Lady likes them.  Thats all I really need to know.

I wonder, what kind of shorts does Trump wear?

Thanks for reading and stay tuned.

Source: Guys, if you want a date, ditch these fashion fails

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