Some of My Favorite Quotes

Hello again everyone.

Everyone has favorite quotes.  Things like “I’ll be back!” or “Hasta la veesta baby!!” or “Whatever do you mean?”

One of my all time favorites comes from the movie “Christmas Vacation”:

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?


The trouble, of course, is remembering all of that.

Another favorite is from the movie “Dirty Harry”:

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

DirtyHarry2-1200x675Also, same movie:

Captain Briggs: “Don’t you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record?
Harry: Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind.

And finally (for now), from the movie “Sandlot”:

You’re killin me smalls!


What are some of your favorite quotes??

Thanks for reading and stay tuned.

3 thoughts on “Some of My Favorite Quotes

  1. Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s’more?
    Smalls: Some more of what?
    Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s’more?
    Smalls: I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
    Ham Porter: You’re killing me Smalls! These are s’more’s stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the ‘mallow. When the ‘mallows flaming… you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!

  2. Oh, right, the poison, the poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzko, Kuzko’s poison……that poison?

  3. Walt [Clint Eastwood], in Gran Torino: “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f****d with? That’s me.”

    I love that line. Cracks me up every time.

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